EVERY WOMAN NEEDS A WIFE!!

WHO IN HEAVEN DO I CALL TO CHANGE MY LIFE STYLE?

I’D LOVE A MANS’ LIFE JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE

WHY SHOULD THE WOMAN ALWAYS MAKE THINGS GO?

WHY CAN’T IT BE HER JACK, BILL OR JOE?

CHORUS

EVERY WOMAN NEEDS A WIFE TO PICK UP AFTER HER IN LIFE

TO COOK AND CLEAN AND DO SO LIKE MEN SHE CAN CHOOSE AND SNOOZE

WHERE DO I FIND A WIFE? WHERE DO I GO?

I ONLY HOPE THE GOOD LORD WILL SOON LET ME KNOW

PLEASE UNDERSTAND I DON’T WANT TO BE A MAN

BUT NO WOMAN IS BORN HOLDING A FRYING PAN

MEN ARE THE REASON OUR WORK IS NEVER DONE

WHAT MAKES A MAN LIKE EVERY OTHER MOTHERS’ SON?

REPEAT CHORUS

I GUESS GOD MADE MEN FROM ONLY ONE DESIGN

IF GOD MAKES ANOTHER WE’LL ALL GET IN LINE

AND MEN THEY WON’T CHANGE THEY LOVE THE STATUS QUO

WILL THE LORD BORN A MAN HELP? OH LORD I HOPE SO!

REPEAT CHORUS and this line I KNOW EVERY WOMAN NEEDS A WIFE! then fade

Joe Pickering Jr. Songwriter King of the Road Music BMI publisher and copyright owner

C 1999